YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
25 years of ads peeled away
A warning
tomorrow
(Source: vol-au-ventbaudelaire)
Captain America No. 251, 1980
Batroc is the Greatest Villian of All Time and all of y’all are cordially invited to fight me
Cate Blanchett, 032c Magazine (2013)
IMSORRYBUT WHAT?!
@queenqueso Calling you out.
SHUT UP but you’re right
Don’t use the GM’s name, instead just call them “The One Who Narrates”, said in a dramatic whisper
Call them “All-mighty GM” because they are and you should appreciate it.
so fun fact, my group has a long running joke of calling the GM the almighty god man.
They are The Storyteller, The Worldbuilder, The World Weaver and should be addressed as such
Call them Daddy
Please do not.
DM stands for Daddy Master
So, hey, I noticed my pure and good post has got unusually popular and let me just say, these here dastardly shenanigans had better not be what’s behind that.
Janelle Monáe as Valkyrie’s human girlfriend, archeologist Dr. Annabelle Riggs, reblog if you agree
We don’t want to kill you, but we will.
The golden trio.
Janelle Monáe as Valkyrie’s human girlfriend, archeologist Dr. Annabelle Riggs, reblog if you agree
On your left.
Honestly my most important marvel question: who’s gonna write vouyerism kink thordall where Thor jerks off knowing Heimdall is watching him?
if ur lgbt reblog this n tag ur top three xmen because we all are aware they are gay culture
“The people trapped down there are all that matters. While I’m dealing with Hela, I need you two to help get everyone off Asgard.”
“How the hell are we supposed to do that?”
“I have a man on the ground.”@spacefloozy hey look its your bois,
#IVAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH#and honestly i am also in so much pain i wanna straight up die :)))))#because they deserved better #heimdall deserved better#look at them!!!! loook at themmm!!!#my thunder boi would FUCKING DIE for my all seeing boy#and i would do the same#look at heimdall breaking out of ice to whoop frost giant ass cos thor is like#BABE!!! PICK UP!! at the sky#look at thor putting on his BEST FUCKING LOOKS and the lowest most intimate voice#when he’s trying to talk heimdall into treason#making sure they’re in a quiet cosy spot #and that the light hits him JUST RIGHT#opting for MAXIMUM SEDUCTION #thot odinson knows what needs to be done#thor calling out to heimdall like it’s a PRAYER#heimdall stopping because he’s recognise thor’s voice among millions#I SEE YOU BUT YOU ARE FAR AWAY #😭😭😭😭😭😭#the asgardian mind meld #like they actually become ONE#thor seeing through heimdall’s eyes#(also serving major leo aesthetic but that’s beside the point)#thor coming to ask the dumbest questions about stars wearing his slutty poncho#and looking like a COMPLETE SNACK #like he for real asks#‘how fare the stars?’ #like that question leaves his goddamn mouth#like doesn’t know! he’s only hung out with heimdall 50 times on that day#and heimdall is all IT’S NOT THEIR BEAUTY YOU SEEK AND THOR DUCKS HIS HEAD AND *FUCKING BLUSHES* COS HE JUST GOT CAUGHT REDHANDED BY HIS CRUSH, IT’S YOUR BEAUTY HEIMDALL IT’S YOUR BEAUTY HE SEEKS, WHY DO YOU THINK IT’S YOUR MILLIONTH STARGAZING DATE???. AND THAT LAST ONE? CAN WE TALK HOW THOR DESPERATELY TURNS TO HEIMDALL FOR REASSURANCE, TWICE IN PRETTY MUCH THE SAME SCENE, BECAUSE HE FEELS HE’S /FAILED/, HE’S FAILED ASGARD.because thor represents asgard that *tries*, asgard that tries to *do* better, to *be* better. while heimdall represents asgard that is TRULY AT ITS BEST. he’s scared he’ll see disappointment in those gold eyes. BUT WHAT HE GETS IN RETURN IS UTTERMOST TENDERNESS. also? that little smile and eyebrow quirk heimdall gives him? PLEASE. HEIMDALL KNOWS HE’S GONNA HAVE HIS ASS EATEN LATER LIKE IT’S A THREE COURSE MEAL WITH A DOUBLE HELPING OF DESSERT. heimdall KNOWS.
reblogging with my own tags cos tumblr fucking cut out half of them? this blue hellsite is a thordall anti. smh.
Shining the thordall squad signal @stanleyraymondkowalski @starkoholic